My name is Jordan, I am 20 years old, and I am going to college to be a managerial accountant - my long term goal is to be a CFO of a company! I love photography and hope to have my own business someday. Check out my Facebook for photography, and my Twitter for entertaining tweets! Feel free to ask anything!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.
it was you
(Source: lanaprrilla)
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
No, because I have actually never done this before. Do you ever think some girls come off as bitchy because they stereotype all guys as degrading assholes?
(Source: princesslilitu)
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
i’d rather post my secrets out to tons of strangers online than tell anyone at school
omg
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
