May 2013
131 posts
trillow:
how much do islands cost i want one
thelittleturtleduck:
doctoroket:
kakarikovillage:
the snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
imperfectinmyperfections:
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
Relevant? What, are you behind a couch hiding from a murderer right now?
1 tag
I just want some frickin pizza.
2 tags
am I the only person who wonders who would show up to my funeral and what people would say if I were to die tomorrow?
pamelabeesly:
yes. on company property, with company property. so double jeopardy, we are fine
i don’t think you understand how jeopardy works
oh i’m sorry. what is, we’re fine?
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
citymod:
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
“Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be...”
– Gloria Steinem (via fawun)
pastelmorgue:
eradicategirlhate:
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
No, because I have actually never done this before. Do you ever...
urbancatfitters:
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
diannaagr0n:
i’d rather post my secrets out to tons of strangers online than tell anyone at school
3 tags
“Well you always left me satisfied and smiling.”
– ME TO THE OFFICE (via really-schruted-it)
galifianafuck:
halpertjames:
Can The Office fandom have a group conference room meeting right now… or?
Only if we get to play Belles, Bourbon, and Bullets
