My name is Jordan, I am 20 years old, and I am going to college to be a managerial accountant - my long term goal is to be a CFO of a company! I love photography and hope to have my own business someday. Check out my Facebook for photography, and my Twitter for entertaining tweets! Feel free to ask anything!Tumblr (3.0; @simonsays7)http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9d73130988f6a96aedfb2f4251dd72e/tumblr_mew8hy2BRm1rejsa3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86b1c66deb5e93d4a7e5c419229e8930/tumblr_mew8hy2BRm1rejsa3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51203768790http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51203768790Thu, 23 May 2013 23:18:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2d94bb0594f489509e091ef882d0dfe/tumblr_mn9kbhHkyi1rqte1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fullthrottleauto.tumblr.com/post/51168484587/fisker-karma">fullthrottleauto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fisker Karma (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/32480737@N04/8786536380/sizes/o/in/photostream/">kse_dvg</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51203551294http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51203551294Thu, 23 May 2013 23:14:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5116c12d8b23ac166b1364955f6a5c5/tumblr_mms3vegVSS1qa6kiio1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7bc0ab251e846710c98c4fb434f466c8/tumblr_mms3vegVSS1qa6kiio2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a125e58be93de8037bdd9ac5935f0451/tumblr_mms3vegVSS1qa6kiio3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbe696d17a92c9add4ed9c7a86d0a7e3/tumblr_mms3vegVSS1qa6kiio4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/381fb7656d7cdb2b15e653a40c7c59b8/tumblr_mms3vegVSS1qa6kiio5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72838d310e6b14f9751dff97cb70272d/tumblr_mms3vegVSS1qa6kiio6_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51127018390http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51127018390Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:37 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trillow.tumblr.com/post/50868162755/how-much-do-islands-cost-i-want-one">trillow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how much do islands cost i want one</p> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51125741882http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51125741882Wed, 22 May 2013 22:59:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e63e8f1df756c9a33d30a4acaa4fc78/tumblr_mn4wqk3vLm1qzm2n9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35e0c5a4a36b93b68d8767f2ed66ce23/tumblr_mn4wqk3vLm1qzm2n9o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51045109362http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51045109362Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:43 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelittleturtleduck.tumblr.com/post/49477245052/doctoroket-kakarikovillage-the-snack-that">thelittleturtleduck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://doctoroket.tumblr.com/post/10007091872">doctoroket</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kakarikovillage.tumblr.com/post/10006482958">kakarikovillage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the snack that smiles back</p> </blockquote> <p>children</p> </blockquote> <p>what is wrong with this website</p> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51045106598http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51045106598Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27fd86e07405ef6073ca41af28dc783c/tumblr_mn6h77IbrO1rqxn5eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51044970149http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51044970149Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:47 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imperfectinmyperfections.tumblr.com/post/50940548608/friendlycloud-hitlervevo-why-the-fuck-cant">imperfectinmyperfections</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://friendlycloud.tumblr.com/post/50905441484/hitlervevo-why-the-fuck-cant-we-text-the">friendlycloud</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitlervevo.tumblr.com/post/50896501985">hitlervevo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why the fuck cant we text the police</p> <p>lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you</p> </blockquote> <p>Relevant</p> </blockquote> <p>Relevant? What, are you behind a couch hiding from a murderer right now? </p> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51044016144http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51044016144Tue, 21 May 2013 22:20:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff8c74f6005edabbf98a570e232df16c/tumblr_mn65laM2TY1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51020395713http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/51020395713Tue, 21 May 2013 17:24:24 -0500<p>I just want some frickin pizza.</p>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50970330723http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50970330723Tue, 21 May 2013 00:14:32 -0500pizza hungry<p>am I the only person who wonders who would show up to my funeral and what people would say if I were to die tomorrow?</p>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50970307720http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50970307720Tue, 21 May 2013 00:14:06 -0500personalme<p><a href="http://pamelabeesly.tumblr.com/post/50966208010/yes-on-company-property-with-company-property" class="tumblr_blog">pamelabeesly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>yes. on company property, with company property. so double jeopardy, we are fine</p> <p>i don’t think you understand how jeopardy works</p> <p>oh i’m sorry. what is, we’re fine?</p></blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50970038925http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50970038925Tue, 21 May 2013 00:09:04 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amoying.tumblr.com/post/45788512084/imagine-a-world-where-all-living-beings-coexist">amoying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.</p> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50962193416http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50962193416Mon, 20 May 2013 22:11:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a4d61d068d32cb78cb7ed8eb0ecc22/tumblr_mn2dxu6nzC1rdab4ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casualcynic.tumblr.com/post/50851952982/so-my-mom-and-i-have-been-working-the-same">casualcynic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.</p> <p>This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.</p> <p>…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.</p> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50882906465http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50882906465Sun, 19 May 2013 23:05:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1801a0e2b9148670294e99f44bdba813/tumblr_mn2nu5IqSt1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://onlylolgifs.net/post/50868219230/macaroni-being-made" class="tumblr_blog">onlylolgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Macaroni being made</p></blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50878903321http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50878903321Sun, 19 May 2013 22:10:14 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://citymod.tumblr.com/post/47824641299">citymod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?</p> </div> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797279372http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797279372Sun, 19 May 2013 02:37:14 -0500“Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.”<br/><br/> - <em>Gloria Steinem (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fawun.tumblr.com/">fawun</a>)</em>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797214071http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797214071Sun, 19 May 2013 02:35:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8103ea9314f8c4d4e240717fe88901a/tumblr_mmtkkl06KH1qkns7co3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab3a9982124817aa62b8a19a1826757a/tumblr_mmtkkl06KH1qkns7co1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/457018432554cbf7ab8beaac53fe83c0/tumblr_mmtkkl06KH1qkns7co2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82cfebfd622e67a8c91723618625a677/tumblr_mmtkkl06KH1qkns7co4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong><em><small>it was you</small></em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797208378http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797208378Sun, 19 May 2013 02:35:20 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pastelmorgue.tumblr.com/post/46975816271/eradicategirlhate-you-ever-thought-that-maybe">pastelmorgue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eradicategirlhate.tumblr.com/post/46055118911/you-ever-thought-that-maybe-the-reason-girls-say">eradicategirlhate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?</p> </blockquote> <p>THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED</p> </blockquote> <p>No, because I have actually never done this before. Do you ever think some girls come off as bitchy because they stereotype all guys as degrading assholes?</p>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797130769http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797130769Sun, 19 May 2013 02:33:13 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urbancatfitters.tumblr.com/post/36045220351/hyperbole-is-my-favorite-literary-device-i-use-it">urbancatfitters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day</p> </blockquote>http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797052915http://simonsays7.tumblr.com/post/50797052915Sun, 19 May 2013 02:31:07 -0500